(via lubricates)

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9 years ago

(via hip-hoppin-hobbits)

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9 years ago

childservices:

evaunit01:

@childservices

Still

(Source: youtube.com, via humorrelated)

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9 years ago

damnian-wayne:

micdotcom:

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump

(via redrainyumbrella)

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9 years ago

└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐

(via encourage)

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9 years ago

latinahero:

*country has something catastrophic happen to thousands of their people*

americans: :/ 

*one american is in that area*

americans:🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴❓❗️❓❗️❓❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️⚠️⚠️⚠️❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌⚠️⚠️⚠️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❓❗️❓❗️❓🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴⚠️🔴

(via confirmance)

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9 years ago

grevenz:

Imagine a standard history textbook having to explain who Seth Rogen and James Franco are

(via civilwhore)

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9 years ago

Friend:	are you okay?
Me:	short answer or long answer?
Friend:	short answer?
Me:	no
Friend:	long answer?
Me:	noooooooooooooooooo

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9 years ago

surprisebitch:

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

(via confirmance)

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Posted

9 years ago

weloveshortvideos:

He can’t sleep without his best friend

(via humoristics)

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9 years ago

consonant:

consonant:

does life imitate art

relatable

(via the-queen-of-today)

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9 years ago

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

(via lubricates)

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9 years ago

yikesdmc:

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

(via civilwhore)

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9 years ago

taeyangsgf:

terrist

(via bastille)

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9 years ago

literalizing:

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

(via civilwhore)

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9 years ago